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  [2006-03-31] ...Wait, 2006? Oops!

Mar 31, 2026

I’m sorry guys… I’ve been experimenting with Shmoogle’s new antimatter sub-quantum computing platform to make it build and deploy the game updates. But I made a typo in the release date when starting the deployment and mistakenly entered “2006-03-31” instead of “2026-03-31”. And now looks like the whole game has been teleported back in time into the year 2006.

It will probably take me a day or two to solve the temporal entanglement and bring the game back to the usual state.

UPD: Because of multiple requests, the event has been extended until Monday. Have fun exploring!

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